Top 10 Worst Video Game Box Covers
April 11, 2013
Games have come a long way over the years, like, freakin lightyears, with a dedicated fan network screaming and shouting various games into their correct positions within the sales chart. The great games are praised and passed along by word of mouth, and the rubbish games are (largely) boycotted as those with taste condemn them in public forum.
I remember a time in my youth though when this information network wasn’t as robust, and you often picked up a game just because it had cool box art. Seriously, the first MI on my ps1, only reason I got that shiz was because of the old cd case art, was amazing. Even though some of these games are real classics, they comprise the 10 games you would have never thought of buying for this reason. Read on for the 10 worst game box covers ever, be warned, they’re really bad.
10. Dear Sega. Please die. Wtf is this shit people?
9. Bust a move, or bust a nut, I can’t tell but jeez is this shit creepy as hell. Am i right? Cover is so bad it should be illegal lol
8. HAHAhahah no comment except wtf.
7. Your mom could make a better cover, and omg that yellow glow ahh my eyes, someone help me rip them out!
6. Look at this Medusa looking mother fucker popping out of his own eye, over and over. Nigga you can pop out your own eye as many times as you want, but you’re still gonna look like a faggot on a little scooter.
5. If you have ever played Phalanx you would know it’s a pretty fun game, but WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS HILL BILLY BANJO PLAYING MOTHER FUCKER DOING ON THE COVER! It makes NO SENSE AT ALL! It defied all logic. Like, seriously, jesus fucking christ, WHY!?!?! WHy have him there? SOMEONE TELL ME WHY!? This just makes me sad.
4. What bothers me about this is, the fucking anorexic dog. Look at those two steroid guzzling faggots, then look at the dog…………..animal cruelty anyone? Shiiiiiit. And wtf is up with their feet…
3. The classic awful game cover. It turns one of the most beloved gaming heroes into some tron look-alike douche bag with a desert eagle. Incredible. Dear Capcom, find whoever created this cover, bend him over, and shove this cover art up their ass. Seriously.
2. E.T and games do not mix, as anyone with an Atari can tell you. It seems even covers are ruined by his presence. Just look at this thing! ET Th Extra-Transvestite is more like it…fuck.
1.This cover is bad, it’s not as bad as some of the ones above but why do we think it’s so ridiculous? Look at that box to the right at the bottom that says ‘Real girls for Real girls’ and it’s 3+……….Yall know for a fact girls don’t play on the PS. This right here is what creates homos. No joke.
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